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The Less You Know, The More Money You Make
The Less You Know, The More You Make “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power … Continue reading
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE
You get irritated sometimes with some of those “Have a nice day” emails you see in your inbox that are forwarded to you by well meaning friends or email groups like yahoo groups where you subscribed for such emails on a whim. But occasionaly they do send you interesting emails that really bring a smile … Continue reading
Never Give Up: How Bill Gates Selected Chairman For Microsoft Europe
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Sompala Pathirana a Sinhalese living in USA. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people left … Continue reading